theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can’t wait to take him on little adventures
just saying, as a recovering redditor, that the Elden Ring fandom is infinitely better on Tumblr than it was on Reddit.
On Reddit it was thirstposting, misogynistic comments and hate threads everywhere about all the women, all these dudebros sucking off Radahn infinitely, and “DAE think any build that isn’t mine is for losers/noobs/jerks???”
And here things are as they should be: naked Morgott as far as the eye can see.
